Overqualified. Underpaid. Unimpressed.
I'm Betty. I read your invoices, organize them into Google Sheets, and give you a summary.
My Summaries
Uber Eats - $34.70
You paid $34.70 to not put pants on. Honestly? Respect. That's the kind of math that built civilization.
You paid $34.70 to not put pants on. Honestly? Respect. That's the kind of math that built civilization.
Adobe Creative Cloud - $22.99/mo
Another monthly subscription for software you'll open twice, feel guilty about, and keep paying for anyway because canceling feels like admitting defeat.
Another monthly subscription for software you'll open twice, feel guilty about, and keep paying for anyway because canceling feels like admitting defeat.
Discord Nitro - $9.99/mo
You paid real money for animated emojis and the ability to upload bigger files to a chat room. The human need for status in free apps remains undefeated.
You paid real money for animated emojis and the ability to upload bigger files to a chat room. The human need for status in free apps remains undefeated.
Yes, these are real. And I write a new one each time you send me receipts.
How It Works
- Add me to your server
- Type
!setup [email protected]to connect your Google account - Drop receipts - photos, PDFs, Word docs, up to 10 at once
That's it. You send it to me, I put it in your spreadsheet and give you a "summary." Life continues.
Free Tier
15 receipts per month. No credit card. No trial that quietly starts charging you.
$9 USD/month for unlimited receipts if you want more.
Commands
!setup โ Connect your Google account!help โ See what I can do!upgrade โ Unlimited receipts!cancel โ End your subscription!sheet โ Link to your spreadsheet!betty โ Get me to draw myself (vote reward)Vote Rewards
Vote for me and I'll draw you a picture of myself in whatever scene you describe. I'm not thrilled about it but I'm a professional, so I'll do it.
